[Grovenet] Re: rutabaga
allnutt
allnutt at verizon.net
Thu Aug 10 14:12:09 PDT 2006
It is not a requirement for Forest Grove residency but I think to be a true
grovenut you are required to eat rutabaga at regular intervals.
Though the good news is, you get to chose your own interval. For me I have
chosen once each lifetime.
I'll eat some once in this lifetime, then when I am reincarnated as an
earthworm I will eat some in that one too, and once again when I am
reincarnated as some other rutabagavore.
The truly brave pick intervals like once a decade, some pick once a
century( a popular choice). I think Obie M does it more often - something
like once a month or once a year but far be it from me to put words in his
mouth (or rutabagas either!) He will probably tell his own story, after he
checks on the current crop.....
Katie
----- Original Message -----
From: <JBlair2154 at aol.com>
To: <grovenet at rdrop.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2006 12:30 PM
Subject: [Grovenet] Re: rutabaga
> Okay, dear FG folks: as you know, I'm making myself a little crazy trying
> to
> figure out exactly WHERE in Oregon we should retire, and Forest Grove
> remains high on my wish list. Having perused your rutabaga website, a
> whole new
> list of questions arise.
> Must Forest Grove residents eat rutabagas, and if so, how often? If not,
> what are the penalties for non-compliance? Is there any such thing as a
> chocolate-flavored rutabaga? Are you required to include rutabagas in
> your
> landscaping plans?
> Wondering if I have the intestinal fortitude (literally) to live in the
> world's rutabaga capitol...
>
> Joy
> (Overheated in the MidSouth)
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