[Grovenet] Taxed much?
Alan et_al
OleHossTreeFarm at webtv.net
Fri Aug 11 08:52:30 PDT 2006
At first I thought this was funny
then I realized the truth of
it. Be sure and read the end
Tax his land.
Tax his bed.
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor.
tax his mule.
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow.
Tax his goat.
Tax his pants.
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties.
Tax his shirt.
Tax his work.
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco.
Tax his drink.
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars.
Tax his beers.
If he cries. then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car.
Tax his gas.
Find other ways to tax his ass
Tax all he has, then let him know you won't be done till he has no
dough.
Should he beg for mercy, then tax him more.
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin.
Tax his grave.
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb.
"Taxes drove meto my doom..."
When he's gone.
Do not relax. Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
How many of these do you pay?
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax.
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax(42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense< BR>Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax the tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal. state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt.
had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise
the kids.
What happened???????
The only thing we can do is support THE FAIR TAX proposal by radio host
Neal Boortz,
and Congressman John Linder. It is a fantastic idea before
Congress now.
Buy the Fair Tax Book (paperback) for $14.00. only 198 pages long and
this fair tax will also bring back all the offshore companies BACK to
America and employment will go UP! (chapter 6)
~alan~ I guess being broke, ain't as bad as it sometimes feels ~ Hoss
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