[Grovenet] A Hosstyle Laugh for oday

[Geri]

Very cute, Alan.   : D


Geri

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Alan L Domenghini 
To: GroveNet at rdrop.com 
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:19 AM
Subject: [Grovenet] A Hosstyle Laugh for oday




EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH 
There were 3 good arguments Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then, there were 3 equally good arguments Jesus was Jewish: 
1. He went into His Father's business. 
2. He lived at home until He was 33.
3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His Mother was sure He was
God.

3 equally good arguments Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

3 equally good arguments Jesus was a Californian:
 1. He never cut His hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time
   3. He started a new religion.

3 equally good arguments Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was one at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then, there were 3 equally good arguments Jesus was Irish: 
1. He never got married. 
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 

3 proofs Jesus was a woman: 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to
do.
AMEN!
 




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