[Grovenet] A Hosstyle Laugh for oday

[David Morelli]

Got a good laugh.

David

On Nov 9, 2006, at 10:19 AM, Alan L Domenghini wrote:

> VEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
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> EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
> There were 3 good arguments Jesus was black:
> 1. He called everyone "brother".
> 2. He liked Gospel.
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial
> But then, there were 3 equally good arguments Jesus was Jewish:
> 1. He went into His Father's business.
> 2. He lived at home until He was 33.
> 3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His Mother was sure He was
> God.
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> 3 equally good arguments Jesus was Italian:
> 1. He talked with His hands.
> 2. He had wine with His meals.
> 3. He used olive oil.
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> 3 equally good arguments Jesus was a Californian:
>  1. He never cut His hair.
>   2. He walked around barefoot all the time
>    3. He started a new religion.
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> 3 equally good arguments Jesus was an American Indian:
> 1. He was one at peace with nature.
> 2. He ate a lot of fish.
> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
> But then, there were 3 equally good arguments Jesus was Irish:
> 1. He never got married.
> 2. He was always telling stories.
> 3. He loved green pastures.
> But the most compelling evidence of all -
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> 3 proofs Jesus was a woman:
> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
> didn't get it.
> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was  
> work to
> do.
> AMEN!
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