[Grovenet] 2008

[Ron D'Eau Claire]

Ha! Of course, you realize that after all those toasts Ted Kennedy still
will be a better speaker and leader than President Bush. Of course he won't
be driving drunk because Hillary is so much smarter than President Bush that
she'll do the driving - perhaps all the way to the Oval office. 

Uh... That flag that got burnt at the opening; Was the one the President
keeps wiping his feet on every time he tries to suggest that anyone who
doesn't support his personal agenda is "un-American", or was it the flag he
desecrated by standing in front of it on that carrier inviting the
terrorists to continue to attack our troops with his prophetic words, "bring
'em on!", so they have and our troops have continued to die?

Ron D'Eau Claire 



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AGENDA FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION


7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French
President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay.
Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by
Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade
Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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