[Grovenet] 2008

[David Morelli]

On Nov 11, 2006, at 2:08 PM, Steven wrote:

> AGENDA FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION


National Conventions are a lot of fun, but the Party Platform is also  
important.  So, I reviewed the 2000 and 2004 Republican Party  
Platforms to see how well that party has faired.  Actually, they have  
accomplished a lot of their agenda.

Republican Party Platform 2000-2008 reviewed.

Keep stupid people from voting. (check)

Keep poor people from voting. (check)

Get elected. (check)

Insult South Korea.  (check)

Release North Korea from agreement to refrain from building A-bombs.   
(check)

Declare a crusade. (check)

Get permission from God.  (check)

Lie to Congress about intentions in Iraq. (check)

Redirect money from Afghainstan War to Iraq preparations.  (check)

Forget about completing Afghanistan campaign.  (check)

Lie to world about uranium. (check)

Expose CIA operatives for political gain.  (check)

Ignore military advise on staffing invasion force.  (check)

Cut costs by cutting armor.  (check)

Direct VA to cut military veterans benefits.  (check)

Invade Iraq (check)

Shutdown Arab-Israel peace plan. (check)

Insult Russia. (check)

Insult France. (check)

Insult Germany (check)

Insult non-aligned nations. (check)

Support the election of a radical Iranian government.  (check)

Declare "Mission Accomplished".  (check)

Fly military jet.  (check)

Turn over Iraq military munitions to private market.  (check)

Smear Vietnam veteran Senator.  (check)

Smear crippled Vietnam veteran Senator.  (check)

Invite world to attack American military personnel.  (check)

Ignore Bill or Rights for American citizens.  (check)

Ignore Geneva accords for foreign combatants.  (check)

Ignore Geneva accords for foreign non-combatants.  (check)

Ignore the Uniform Code of Military Justice.  (check)

Hide behind the flag.  (check)

Have petroleum industry write American energy policy.  (check)

Turn over Iraq reconstruction to Vice President's company.  (check)

Turn over social security cost contatinment to pharmaceutical  
industry.  (check)

Get Re-elected (check)

Fire Colin Powell.  (check)

Focus on Terri Schiavo to distract from Iraq.  (check)

Blaim New Orleans flood on Democrats.  (check)

Blaim Jack Abramoff scandal on Democrats.  (check)

Blaim the Democrats for not having a workable foreign policy.  (check)

Blaim the Democrats for not having a workable military policy.  (check)

Blaim the Democrats for not having a winning Iraq strategy.  (check)

After six years of absolute Republican control of America national  
politics, blaim the Democrats for everything.  (check)

<smile>

David