[Grovenet] Humor on Grovenet

[Steele, Mike]

Someone has accused G-Nuts of not having a sense of humor...this over
the Hillary posting fiasco.

Why bother with lies when you can have the real thing?

To wit, from our 43rd president, in all of his intellectual glory:

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
-LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -Greater
Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000(Listen to audio clip)

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a
draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
(Listen to audio clip)

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." -Saginaw,
Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

6) "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that
is fantastic that you're doing that." -to a divorced mother of three,
Omaha, Nebraska, Feb.

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs
aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
-Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio
clip)

4) "They misunderestimated me." -Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They
never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip;
listen to audio clip)

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably
in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me
- you can't get fooled again." -Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch
video clip; listen to audio clip)

These are available, complete with sound clips, at:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/georgewbush/a/top10bushisms.htm


Have a Groverly day!!  :-)

--Mike