[Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .
Steven
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Sat Dec 1 09:24:33 PST 2007
Good thing you didn't make fun of a democrat. That is against the rules of
this list. Thanks for being polite Bob.
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From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com]On
Behalf Of Bob Browning
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Grovenet; Jacey G. Laborte
Subject: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .
Subject: Mirror, mirror on the wall -
> > >Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
> > >
> > >The gent, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, will reward you with any wish you think.
> > >
> > >"But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into
the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
> > >
> > >The three men quickly entered and, upon finding the mirror, Bill
Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three!"
Bill then suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
> > >
> > >Al Gore stepped up next and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the
environmental problems of us three!" In an instant, Al was surrounded by a
pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
> > >
> > >Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looked straight ahead into the mirror and said,
> > >
> > >"I think . . .", and he was promptly sucked into the mirror.
bob "Je pense, donc je suis" browning
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