[Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

[Ron D'Eau Claire]

Gee, Steven, don't you realize those jokes are a Republican plot to lure
Democrats into a false sense of security about winning the next election? 

The plotters know that if people think the election's a shoo-in, they don't
need to campaign or vote. Indeed, they can argue publicly over whether they
they've chosen the right candidate, so that the Republican candidate wins
just like last time!

He who laughs last, laughs in the Oval Office...

Ron D'Eau Claire



-----Original Message-----
From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com] On
Behalf Of Steven
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2007 9:25 AM
To: Forest Grove local interests list
Subject: Re: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .


Good thing you didn't make fun of a democrat. That is against the rules of
this list. Thanks for being polite Bob.
  -----Original Message-----
  From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com]On
Behalf Of Bob Browning
  Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 11:38 AM
  To: Grovenet; Jacey G. Laborte
  Subject: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .


  Subject: Mirror, mirror on the wall -

  > > >Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
  > > >
  > > >The gent, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful,  will  reward you with any wish you think.
  > > >
  > > >"But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into
the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
  > > >
  > > >The three men quickly entered and, upon finding the mirror, Bill
Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three!"
Bill then suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
  > > >
  > > >Al Gore stepped up next and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the
environmental problems of us three!" In an instant, Al was surrounded by a
pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
  > > >
  > > >Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looked straight ahead into the mirror and said,
  > > >
  > > >"I think . . .", and he was promptly sucked into the mirror.


  bob "Je pense, donc je suis" browning
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