[Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

Sat Dec 1 14:07:12 PST 2007

Ha, ha! I don't know enough about Senator Clinton to disqualify her for the
job. But, as far as someone worse, I can think of just such a person who
qualifies in my opinion. The good news is that he's leaving office forever
next year. 

My opinion of him is based entirely on his own words and deeds, not his
party affiliation. Still, a lot of people say they judge character based on
the company one keeps, which means they're not inclined to vote for anyone
on the Republican ticket next year. 

But that was true last time too, and the Democrats fouled up their campaign
so badly, neglected to reach enough Americans with a message that they could
relate to, that President Bush looked better to them after all. President
Bush wasn't endorsed by much of a margin, but it should have been a
landslide the other way. 

If both parties keep this up perhaps there'll be a chance of finally
breaking the entrenched "good ol' boy" power structure of the Republicrats
or Demopublicans and we can have real elections of real people running for
national office. 

Stubborn jackasses and obese pachyderms never impressed me, not even
'cutsie' blue and red ones. 

Jes' a long-time independent dreaming about what might be...

Ron D'Eau Claire

-----Original Message-----
From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com] On
Behalf Of Steven
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2007 10:58 AM
To: Forest Grove local interests list
Subject: Re: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

Of course the vast right wing conspiracy attacked Hil's headquarters in New
Hampshire. Or did Hil do it herself for the publicity? But the joke sounds
like it was written by Al Franken. Watch out what you write. For many, Hil's
a shoo-in. I read something in Time the other day. Made me think that EVERY
candidate has their followers that thing their guy is a shoo-in. Since there
isn't a lot that can be done for many months, I'll wait to decide. I can say
that I would drop an anti-hil vote at all costs. I can think of no one worse
for the office. No joke there.

-----Original Message-----
From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com]On
Behalf Of Ron D'Eau Claire
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2007 10:25 AM
To: 'Forest Grove local interests list'
Subject: Re: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

Gee, Steven, don't you realize those jokes are a Republican plot to lure
Democrats into a false sense of security about winning the next election?

The plotters know that if people think the election's a shoo-in, they don't
need to campaign or vote. Indeed, they can argue publicly over whether they
they've chosen the right candidate, so that the Republican candidate wins
just like last time!

He who laughs last, laughs in the Oval Office...

Ron D'Eau Claire

-----Original Message-----
From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com] On
Behalf Of Steven
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2007 9:25 AM
To: Forest Grove local interests list
Subject: Re: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

Good thing you didn't make fun of a democrat. That is against the rules of
this list. Thanks for being polite Bob.
  -----Original Message-----
  From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com]On
Behalf Of Bob Browning
  Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 11:38 AM
  To: Grovenet; Jacey G. Laborte
  Subject: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

  Subject: Mirror, mirror on the wall -

  > > >Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
  > > >
  > > >The gent, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful,  will  reward you with any wish you think.
  > > >
  > > >"But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into
the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
  > > >
  > > >The three men quickly entered and, upon finding the mirror, Bill
Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three!"
Bill then suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
  > > >
  > > >Al Gore stepped up next and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the
environmental problems of us three!" In an instant, Al was surrounded by a
pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
  > > >
  > > >Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looked straight ahead into the mirror and said,
  > > >
  > > >"I think . . .", and he was promptly sucked into the mirror.

  bob "Je pense, donc je suis" browning
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