[Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .

[Ron D'Eau Claire]

I believe that any joke about someone that I wouldn't say to the person's
face isn't a joke at all. 

That's why almost all jokes I tell are jokes about myself. 

Ron D'Eau Claire 

-----Original Message-----
From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com] On
Behalf Of Katie Allnutt
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2007 4:32 PM
To: Forest Grove local interests list
Subject: Re: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .


Steven,
   You obviously don't read all of your grovenet mail.  There is a  
fairly regular contributor who occasionally sends Hillary jokes that  
are very unflattering to her in the same vein that this one is  
unflattering to Bush.  I can recall 2 or 3 in the last few months.

    I know that some people block emails from certain grovenuts so  
maybe you have his email blocked. But there is no grovenet rule about  
leaving out either R's or D's  on the receiving end of jokes.

If you have a good joke about a democrat we'd all probably appreciate  
hearing it because it is getting to the 'serious' time of the  
campaign season when a good joke is sorely needed.

Katie
PS
I'm not sure how to put this delicately so I'll come right out and  
say it.  I have heard some very raunchy and mysogynistic HIllary  
jokes in my own family that would not be appropriate to repeat even  
on grovenet so as a favor to those of us who like jokes we can leave  
on the screen with children in the room there probably are some jokes  
that wouldn't go over well on this forum.  If that is what you are  
referring to with the 'grovenet rule' then maybe you are right, but  
those don't really have any thing to do with political party R's or D's.

On Dec 1, 2007, at 9:24 AM, Steven wrote:

> Good thing you didn't make fun of a democrat. That is against the
> rules of
> this list. Thanks for being polite Bob.
>   -----Original Message-----
>   From: grovenet-bounces at rdrop.com [mailto:grovenet- 
> bounces at rdrop.com]On
> Behalf Of Bob Browning
>   Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 11:38 AM
>   To: Grovenet; Jacey G. Laborte
>   Subject: [Grovenet] A little funny for the day . . .
>
>
>   Subject: Mirror, mirror on the wall -
>
>>>> Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
> some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to  
> visit the
> men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the  
> entrance.
>>>>
>>>> The gent, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out  
>>>> our
> newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
> truthful,  will  reward you with any wish you think.
>>>>
>>>> "But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked  
>>>> into
> the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
>>>>
>>>> The three men quickly entered and, upon finding the mirror, Bill
> Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of  
> us three!"
> Bill then suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
>>>>
>>>> Al Gore stepped up next and said, "I think I'm the most aware of  
>>>> the
> environmental problems of us three!" In an instant, Al was  
> surrounded by a
> pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
>>>>
>>>> Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true,
> George W. Bush looked straight ahead into the mirror and said,
>>>>
>>>> "I think . . .", and he was promptly sucked into the mirror.
>
>
>   bob "Je pense, donc je suis" browning
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