[Grovenet] A Wise Hosstyle Reply

[Steven]

You ever hear about the mule buried on the PU campus?

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> An ole prospector walks his tired ole mule into a western town one day.
> He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of
> whiskey.
>
> He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the
> hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face
> and clothes, a young
> gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle
> of whiskey in the other.
>
> The young gunslinger looked at the ole man and laughed, saying, 'Hey ole
> man, have you ever danced?' The ole man looked up at the gunslinger and
> said, 'No,
> I never did dance. I just never wanted to.' A crowd had gathered by then
> and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you ole fool, you're gonna' dance now,'
> and started shooting at the ole man's feet.
>
> The ole prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When
> the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned
> around to go back into the saloon.
>
> The ole man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both
> hammers back making a double clicking
> sound.  The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The
> crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
> barrels of the shotgun.
>
> The ole man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?' The gunslinger
> swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'
>
> The lessons from this story are:
> 1. Don't waste ammunition.
> 2. Don't mess with ole people.
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