[Grovenet] 2nd Languages (Was Re: ear mark this!)

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After an exhaustive review of the research  literature,
here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1.  Japanese  eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than  Americans.

2.  Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer  heart
attacks than Americans.

3.  Chinese drink very little red  wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4.  Italians  drink excessive amounts of red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

5.  Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages  and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:  Eat and  drink what you like...speaking
English is apparently what kills you, but  the
Government is trying to correct the  problem!



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