[Grovenet] The state of modern medicine

[Alana Graham]

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so 
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another,  and have him looking for work in six
weeks."

A  German doctor says 

"That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put  it in another, 

and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A  Russian doctor says 

"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take  half a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in two 
weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says  

"You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with
no  brains out of Texas, put him in the White House
for eight years, and now half the country is looking
for work.


Hope this made you laugh.

Alana

"Total absence of humor renders life impossible." 
Colette (1873 - 1954), Chance Acquaintances, 1952