[Grovenet] The state of modern medicine

[Geri]

Yep!

; )   Geri

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Alana Graham" <isis23ra at yahoo.com>
To: "Forest Grove local interests list" <grovenet at rdrop.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 18, 2008 8:54 PM
Subject: [Grovenet] The state of modern medicine


> An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so 
> advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
> it in another,  and have him looking for work in six
> weeks."
> 
> A  German doctor says 
> 
> "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
> person, put  it in another, 
> 
> and have him looking for work in four weeks.
> 
> A  Russian doctor says 
> 
> "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
> take  half a heart out of one person, put it in
> another, and have them both looking for work in two 
> weeks."
> 
> The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says  
> 
> "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with
> no  brains out of Texas, put him in the White House
> for eight years, and now half the country is looking
> for work.
> 
> 
> Hope this made you laugh.
> 
> Alana
> 
> "Total absence of humor renders life impossible." 
> Colette (1873 - 1954), Chance Acquaintances, 1952 
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